Great momments in stupidity
The Taylor Interview
ScumdogRp7: So whats your feelings on the NJWY site?
Mephiska0: its not too bad
ScumdogRp7: Do you mind that your the "butt" of some of the jokes?
Mephiska0: not really i find them quite hilarious personally and they dont really affend me
ScumdogRp7: What the first thing that comes to your head when i mention shirl lafalce?
Mephiska0: the song by the beastie boys
Mephiska0: you know "girls"
Mephiska0: sorry about that rob but its the truth i could have said something worse
ScumdogRp7: Now in your own words can you describe the citgo incident
Mephiska0: i dont think it happened
Mephiska0: i think it was another one of johns dreams
ScumdogRp7: Do you believe jhon engages in homosexual activity?
Mephiska0: i dont necesarrily think he does but im pretty sure he wants to
Mephiska0: thats why he wants for chris and i to be gay so badly
ScumdogRp7: If you were an animal what would you be?
Mephiska0: dont know
Mephiska0: a bear
ScumdogRp7: Your sure it isnt a frog?
Mephiska0: frogs are my good luck charm
Mephiska0: i dont want to be one
Mephiska0: i hate people who get pointless tattoos for no reason the frog is like a good luck charm and stuff so thats why i got it
ScumdogRp7: Can you give a shout out to NJWY?
Mephiska0: fuck NJWY
The fast and the furious
ScumdogRp7: face it you couldnt get laid in a cemetary
ScumdogRp7: long way for that joke
ScumdogRp7: but at least i know it was bad
Rebel Elph: haahah
Rebel Elph: josh
Rebel Elph: maybe not in a cemetary but your mothers room is a different story
ScumdogRp7: yea
ScumdogRp7: a fictional story
Rebel Elph: oh shit
ScumdogRp7: theres a one liner
Mommento
stiza njm: yo
Slapmybass: yea
stiza njm: i was wondering if you can help me out
Slapmybass: wif
stiza njm: you see i have this condition
stiza njm: i dont have a short term memeroy
Slapmybass: more cowbell
stiza njm: but i write things down
Slapmybass: someone killd your wife,
stiza njm: so i can connect things together and find out who murdered my wife
stiza njm: yes
Slapmybass: you got tattoos
stiza njm: yup
Slapmybass: yea
Slapmybass: momento
stiza njm: what
stiza njm: who are you
Slapmybass: i dunno his name
stiza njm: you see i have this condition
Slapmybass: the movie is momento
stiza njm: what
stiza njm: who are you?
stiza njm: you see i have this condition
stiza njm: where i have no short term memory
Slapmybass: shetep
stiza njm: but i tattoo myself
stiza njm: and your name was on my arm
stiza njm: Excuse me do i know you?
stiza njm: you see i have this condition
stiza njm: i have no short term memory
stiza njm: and i have to write things down to connect them
stiza njm: your name was tattooed to my arm
stiza njm: is this dan?
Slapmybass: shetep
stiza njm: excuse me do i know you
stiza njm: you see i have this condition
stiza njm: where i have no short term memory
stiza njm: and i have to write down things to connect them
The shits up ya dig?
(editors note: this isnt the greatest convo but it is a classic line.)
Buf00nRp7: why didnt you help him from acting so stupid
Buf00nRp7: cmon
DevilChild1569: he is in a bad sistuation right now
Buf00nRp7: when u have people that impersonate wrestlers in an im conversation
Buf00nRp7: the shits up ya dig?
The Dentist...
DANZIGwasaMISFIT [10:15 PM]: ow
DANZIG1616 [10:15 PM]: what?
DANZIGwasaMISFIT [10:15 PM]: theres this one tooth in the back of my mouth that
really hurts when a cold drink touches it
DANZIG1616 [10:15 PM]: yeah i got one too
DANZIGwasaMISFIT [10:15 PM]: is that from the beer?
DANZIG1616 [10:15 PM]: haha no
DANZIG1616 [10:15 PM]: you have a cavity
DANZIGwasaMISFIT [10:15 PM]: whoa
DANZIGwasaMISFIT [10:15 PM]: i've never had a cavity in my life
DANZIG1616 [10:17 PM]: now you do
DANZIGwasaMISFIT [10:18 PM]: are they expensive to get filled?
DANZIG1616 [10:18 PM]: like 2000
DANZIGwasaMISFIT [10:18 PM]: whoa shit
DANZIGwasaMISFIT [10:19 PM]: well then i'm not getting it done until after i
get my new speaker cabinet
DANZIGwasaMISFIT [10:19 PM]: i got my priorities in order here
DANZIG1616 [10:19 PM]: they could be over that too
DANZIGwasaMISFIT [10:19 PM]: thats WITH insurance?
DANZIGwasaMISFIT [10:19 PM]: because my dad has the best insurence you can get
(because he works at a jail)
DANZIG1616 [10:20 PM]: one time it costed me almost 10, 000 to get one filled
and that was one that felt cold when i drank water,and normaly they dont so
your is probobly goona be 10,0000
DANZIG1616 [10:21 PM]: it might be around 30,000
DANZIG1616 [10:21 PM]: it depends
DANZIG1616 [10:21 PM]: hold on
DANZIG1616 [10:21 PM]: let me look it up
DANZIGwasaMISFIT [10:21 PM]: damn man
DANZIG1616 [10:21 PM]: i have this dentist thing
DANZIGwasaMISFIT [10:21 PM]: ok
DANZIG1616 [10:22 PM]: ok, it sais here that if you have a cavity that is feeling
cold or feeling pressurized it could be anywhere up to 100,000 to 300,000 dollars
to get it fixed
DANZIGwasaMISFIT [10:22 PM]: fuck
DANZIGwasaMISFIT [10:22 PM]: and thats without insurence right?
DANZIG1616 [10:24 PM]: ok hold on im reading about insurance
DANZIG1616 [10:24 PM]: no that is with insurance
DANZIG1616 [10:24 PM]: shit dude...
DANZIG1616 [10:24 PM]: it sais with out a special type of insurance it could
be up to 100,000,000 dollars
DANZIG1616 [10:24 PM]: damn
DANZIG1616 [10:25 PM]: holy shit
DANZIGwasaMISFIT [10:25 PM]: i just asked my dad and he said that with his insurance,
it will only cost a couple hundred because my sister had the same kind
DANZIGwasaMISFIT [10:25 PM]: brb
DANZIG1616 [10:26 PM]: ok, my mother is a denstist and she has this booklet
DANZIG1616 [10:28 PM]: she sais they changeds the whole system
DANZIGwasaMISFIT [10:28 PM]: oh that sucks crack
DANZIGwasaMISFIT [10:29 PM]: my dad said hes gonna call tomorrow and make an
apointment
DANZIG1616 [10:29 PM]: how is he goona pay a million
DANZIGwasaMISFIT [10:29 PM]: i dont know man
DANZIGwasaMISFIT [10:29 PM]: this sucks
DANZIGwasaMISFIT [10:29 PM]: my teeth hurt
DANZIG1616 [10:30 PM]: hold on im reading more
DANZIGwasaMISFIT [10:30 PM]: ok
DANZIG1616 [10:31 PM]: oh shit
DANZIG1616 [10:32 PM]: it sais "to fill a tooth with cavity insurance,
it may cost up to 3.5 million dollars
DANZIG1616 [10:32 PM]: with out insurance it wont evebn list the proce
DANZIG1616 [10:32 PM]: so make sure you have cavity
DANZIGwasaMISFIT [10:33 PM]: fuck
DANZIGwasaMISFIT [10:33 PM]: well, even if i dont, i'm overdue for a cleaning
so they can check while they clean
Johnny knoxville
HHH34567: Johnny Knoxville...
HHH34567: Is He Dead
EZJoEzY: yes
HHH34567: No He's Not And If He Was Dead I Would Be Fucking Sheril Laflace
EZJoEzY: did u see the link u fool!
HHH34567: IT WOULD BE ON THE NEWS IF HE WAS DEAD
HHH34567: And Also About Me Fucking Sheril
EZJoEzY: he wasnt very well known so the only news it would be on would be MTV news
EZJoEzY: and dont gt an attitude with me
HHH34567: YA HE WAS
HHH34567: WHAT THE FUCK YOU SMOKING SHERIL CRACK
HHH34567: GET OFF MY CRACK FOOL
The Profile connection...
DANZIGwasaMISFIT: heyuyyyy
ReD EyEs 12383: sup
ReD EyEs 12383: ??
DANZIGwasaMISFIT: you're profile mentions getting drunk off your ass
ReD EyEs 12383: yup
DANZIGwasaMISFIT: we're durnk orff our asses rigvht now
DANZIGwasaMISFIT: yeha
ReD EyEs 12383: lol
ReD EyEs 12383: pass me a cold one
ReD EyEs 12383: or some of that 151
DANZIGwasaMISFIT: 151? whatr the fuck you tralkin?
DANZIGwasaMISFIT: get with shirl lafalce bitch
DANZIGwasaMISFIT: and fudk fuck gher in her ass. that was chrisn saying thatm not me
A horrible joke...
Rebel Elph: the Judy ju Crue and the Lunachinks
ScumdogRp7: that doesnt make sense
Rebel Elph: Speacial guest apperence with Shane the Brain the mutt
Rebel Elph: ugh scratch that
Rebel Elph: that was the worst
ScumdogRp7: yes it was
ScumdogRp7: i think that'll go in my great moments of stupidity file
Rebel Elph: you dont HAVE ONE
Worst comeback ever.
absolutfireman18: u wanna play games?
Rebel Elph: Yeah monopolly
absolutfireman18: u think ur funny?
Rebel Elph: yeah a regular johnny carson even
absolutfireman18: where the hell r u from? maybe uhm...hmmm maybe nowhere???
lol
Rebel Elph: GOOD ONE
Rebel Elph: CALL RASCALS WE GOT A LIVE ONE
The "birthday times"
In the early morning of march 29th i had a conversation with
chris northrup that i feel was one of the top ten most confusing conversations
ive ever had. Before the part that your about to start reading happened, the
first instant message chris sent me read, "I got the birthday times",
i followed up by continuing trying to ask him what the birthday times was.
and he kept not answering the question but instead just feeding me back useless
information. the part your about to read starts off a couple of lines already
into the disscusion. I am trying to find out what the hell the birthday times
is after nomerous attempts. Enjoy.
SSJ3Goku18: The Birthday times
Greedo6507: ugh! what about them! what is that! ahhh!!1 this is so confusing!
SSJ3Goku18: It Tells Stuff Bout Ur Birthday
Greedo6507: what does!
SSJ3Goku18: THE BIRTHDAY TIMES
Greedo6507: what is THE BIRTHDAY TIMES
SSJ3Goku18: TELLS U STUFF BOUT UR BIRTHDAY
Greedo6507: ok but WHAT IS IT!!!
SSJ3Goku18: Like An Example Is My Birthday Is August 27 1984
Greedo6507: oh my god
SSJ3Goku18: The President At That Time Was Ronald Reagan
Greedo6507: tell me what the birthday times is, not what it does!
SSJ3Goku18: The Vice President Was George Bush
SSJ3Goku18: i am
Greedo6507: oh my lord
Greedo6507: ilove you lord but this is rediculous
SSJ3Goku18: UGH
Greedo6507: tell me what the birthday times is, not what it does!
Greedo6507: what is it!
Greedo6507: a newspaper?
Greedo6507: a website?
SSJ3Goku18: U Love GOD ok
Greedo6507: what is this!?!?!
SSJ3Goku18: it a sheet that tells u shit bout ur birthday
Greedo6507: what do you mean a sheet?
Greedo6507: from school?
SSJ3Goku18: no
Greedo6507: is it like a wheel that you turn
SSJ3Goku18: it's by hallmark
Greedo6507: so it's like a birthday card?
SSJ3Goku18: no
Greedo6507: then what?
Greedo6507: what would someone call the object your discribibng
SSJ3Goku18: it would be a sheet with facts bout ur birthday
Greedo6507: thank you
Greedo6507: thats all i wanted to know
Greedo6507: it sounds pretty cool though
Greedo6507: chris do me a favor?
SSJ3Goku18: I Don't Do Any Favors
Greedo6507: just do me a favor and copy and past this convorsation and send
it to me dude?
SSJ3Goku18: I Only Do My Own Favors
Greedo6507: please man
SSJ3Goku18: Man I DO MY OWN FAVORS GUY
Greedo6507: ok dude but listen man could you please bro just copy and past
this convo we just had and send it to me cuz?
Greedo6507: please man
Greedo6507: your the best
SSJ3Goku18: ummmmmmmmm ok
No
Greedo6507: why, arent we friends?
SSJ3Goku18: ya but i'm tired
Greedo6507: it takes to 2 seconds though
SSJ3Goku18: but i'm to tired
Greedo6507: your online just highlite our convo and then left click and go
to copy then open up write mail and left click agin to paste it then tyop
my email address and hit send
Greedo6507: all you have to do is sit there and click a mouse, you can't be
to tired to do that, thats not possible
SSJ3Goku18: i'm to tired u know how bad my day is going
Greedo6507: your online just highlite our convo and then left click and go
to copy then open up write mail and left click agin to paste it then tyop
my email address and hit send
SSJ3Goku18: one of my best friendss bitched at me
SSJ3Goku18: One Of My Friends Isn't Talking To Me
SSJ3Goku18: AND ON TOP OF THAT I WANTED TO WISH JENN A HAPPY EASTER
Greedo6507: but you didn't
SSJ3Goku18: AND YOU KNOW WHAT
Greedo6507: yeah i just said it
SSJ3Goku18: SHE WASN'T ON
SSJ3Goku18: So I TRIED CALLING Her
SSJ3Goku18: Her Sis Picked Up And BITCHED AT ME
Greedo6507: but she wasn't home
SSJ3Goku18: ANd On Top Off That I Had Mark Going Around Like A DAMN FUCKING
LITTLE ASS
Greedo6507: woah...
Greedo6507: i guess your right man
Greedo6507: im sorry
Greedo6507: i had no idea
Greedo6507: since we understand each other better and your still online just
highlite our convo and then left click and go to copy then open up write mail
and left click agin to paste it then type my email address and hit send
The webdesigner...
ll avirex ll: eh eh eh
ScumdogRp7: whats up
ll avirex ll: nada!
ll avirex ll: need a site? =P
ScumdogRp7: maybe
ScumdogRp7: what do you have in mind
ll avirex ll: 50 = leet site + intro
ScumdogRp7: 50 what
ll avirex ll: \\$$$$$$$44
ScumdogRp7: fuck that shit
ll avirex ll: lol
ll avirex ll: llllllllmao
ScumdogRp7: you can suck a fat one for 44 dollars baby
ll avirex ll: well, what do U have in mind?
ll avirex ll: haha
ll avirex ll: how bout 25, for a site?! 8]
ScumdogRp7: how about 20 for a cleveland steamer
ll avirex ll: deal?
ScumdogRp7: i aint paying you shit
ScumdogRp7: but hey
ScumdogRp7: ill make you an offer
ll avirex ll: hey
ll avirex ll: whats that?
ScumdogRp7: want to earn 14 dollars the hard way?
ll avirex ll: uh,, ok
ll avirex ll: HOW?
ll avirex ll: lmao
ScumdogRp7: glad we got an understanding keep on rocking in the free world
ll avirex ll signed off at 11:51:23 PM.
Movies off napseter...
DeYoung3: hey
DeYoung3: do u know what u have to do in order to get movies off of napster
DeYoung3: ?
MuckRaker8: YOU CANT GET MOVIES OFF NAPSTER!!!
DeYoung3: ya u can if u type something in
MuckRaker8: yes you type a secret password and then you can download movies
DeYoung3: ya something like that
MuckRaker8: do you really believe that?
DeYoung3: im just trying it out
MuckRaker8: who told you you could do this
DeYoung3: and cing if it works
MuckRaker8: have you EVER heard of someone downloading movies off of napster?
DeYoung3: ya
MuckRaker8: who?
DeYoung3: a few ppl
MuckRaker8: who relaly
MuckRaker8: give me the names
DeYoung3: i dont remember
MuckRaker8: probly because you cant get them
DeYoung3: i dont remember who
DeYoung3: ok
MuckRaker8: understand now?
DeYoung3: but i have heard it from a few ppl
MuckRaker8: oh my god
MuckRaker8: what dont you understand?!
DeYoung3: what ever
MuckRaker8: sean
MuckRaker8: please
MuckRaker8: just listen to me ok?
DeYoung3: ok
MuckRaker8: good
DeYoung3: ok
Chris's profile.
Member Name: Oz The Antichrist Of The Ironman
Location: Verona NJ
Sex: Male
Marital Status: My Babe Jenn
Hobbies: Sold My Soul To My Girl And Talking To My Girl
Computers: Can't Really Tell But It Sure As Hell Ain't No Dell
Occupation: Chillin illing Little Bit Of Killin Like A Villian being a senior
at VHS
Personal Quote: If You Go Anywhere With Your Girl Rember No Drinking No Smoking
And If Your Going To Have Sex With Her Atleast Wear A Condom
Reggie Miller...
The Feroz: hey little buddy
SSJ3Goku18: I'm So Very Close To Having A Heart Attack Cause Reggie Miller Is Pissing Me Off And Trying To Play With My Mind Cause I Want The Nets To Win But He FUCKS IT UP SO HE CAN GO TO HELL AND DIE!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!
